Subject #0001
SCOTT
Writes code for Patch My PC, which is a polite way of saying he turns coffee and beer into automation tools. Lives in Scotland. Built this entire website by strongarming an AI into writing HTML under duress.
The file
- Species
- Homo Scotticus (verified)
- Location
- Scotland. Yes, really.
- Employer
- Patch My PC
- Role
- Software developer
- Fuel
- Coffee, then beer
- Weapons
- .NET, C#, PowerShell, Graph, Azure
- Side quests
- ConfigMgr, Intune, automating everything
- Dogs
- 2, both unimpressed
- Keith tolerance
- 0.000%
- Favourite colour
- #D4A843
- Middle name
- Classified
- This website
- Built by strongarming an AI
Canine status
Repeated demonstrations of Invoke-RestMethod have been met with blank stares and aggressive napping. Two dogs. Zero appreciation. Impression level holding at 0.00%.