ONLY SCOTTS

Welcome to the Scott-tularity. You have arrived at the epicentre of the global Scott phenomenon. This is not a website. This is a digital monument to the pinnacle of human evolution — people named Scott. Every face you see below has been verified, vetted, and vibrationally confirmed by the Scott Imperium. Each one resonates at exactly 112Hz. Each one has passed the Phonetic Vibration Test. Each one is, unequivocally, a Scott.

If your name is not Scott, you are currently trespassing on sacred ground. The CSS is watching. The algorithms can smell you. We recommend consulting The Manual before doing anything you might regret.
SCOTT IMPERIUM CERTIFIED